"WHooPee We'Re ALL GoNNa DiE..."

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"WHooPee We'Re ALL GoNNa DiE..."

By WILLIAMBANZAI7

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Country Joe McDonald, "I Feel Like I'm Fix'n To Die"

Revised by WB7

"Well, come on all of you, big strong trans,

Uncle Joe needs your help again.

He's got himself in a terrible jam

Way down yonder in Ukie Land

So put down your MacBooks and pick up a gun,

We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,

What are we fighting for ?

Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,

Next stop is Ukie Land;

And it's five, six, seven,

Open up the rainbow gates,

Well there ain't no time to wonder why,

Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Come on Wall Street, don't be slow,

Why man, this is war au-go-go

There's plenty good money to be made

By supplying the Army with the tools of woke trade,

But just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,

They drop it on the old Scheng-a-n!

And it's one, two, three,

What are we fighting for ?

Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,

Next stop is Ukie Land.

And it's five, six, seven,

Open up the rain bow gates,

Well there ain't no time to wonder why

Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Well, come on Milley, let's move fast;

Your big chance has come at last.

Now you can go out and shoot fur heads

'Cause the only good Russkie is the one that's dead

And you know woke world can only be won

When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.

And it's one, two, three,

What are we fighting for ?

Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,

Next stop is Ukie Land;

And it's five, six, seven,

Open up the rainbow gates,

Well there ain't no time to wonder why

Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

Come on mothers throughout the homeland,

Pack your tom boys off to Ukie Land.

Come on fathers, and don't hesitate

To send your soy boys off before it's too late.

And you can be the first ones in your block

To have your trans come home in a box.

And it's one, two, three

What are we fighting for ?

Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,

Next stop is Ukie Land.

And it's five, six, seven,

Open up the rainbow gates,

Well there ain't no time to wonder why,

Whoopee! we're all gonna die!"

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Hat tip to ZeroHedge.